last updated: May 27, 2007

Note: This section is for any quotes that are said during breaks / away from Rutgers / etc...

[re: At the Bubble Tea place, somehow bukkake came up into the convo]
Emily F: "That's when a—" <one of those suddenly quiet moments> "—group of guys splooge all over a woman's face!"
Wangui M: <from across the table> "WHAT?!"

[re: All the drinks arrive]
"How come all the guys got mugs except Charlie?" - Kenny P
<we all look and Charlie has one of those tall, slender glasses that curve down and gets smaller at the bottom>

Charlie L: "Yo, David, isn't it normal to watch porn with other people?"
Wangui M: "What?!"
Duber: "Well, I actually agree with him. That's what we did early on in our dorm."
Charlie L: "Yeah! Hey, Jimmy. Don't you watch porn alone or with a group of guys?"
Jimmy Z: "What?! Alone!"
Duber: "Whoa, there. I thought you meant with a group of guys AND girls. I don't watch porn with just a group of guys."

[re: after three people stopped us in Times Square thinking we're tourists]
Duber: "Well excuse me if I have never been stopped and asked to do stuff on 42nd street."
Sandy P: "Well I have!"

"You don't strike me as a wife-beater type of guy." - Sandy P

"When I said that wife-beater quote, I thought to myself, mostly because I don't see you with a wife but that's another issue." - Sandy P

[re: Debbie's telling a story about vomit while we're eating]
Song H: "Can we please substitute a word for vomit?"
Debbie V: "Pre-digested food."
Song H: "Pre-digested food is FOOD!"

[re: ordering at Wendy's]
Dustin: "I'll have a #3... and a dessert."
Cashier: "What?"
Dustin: "A dessert."
Cashier: "A dessert?"
Dustin: "Yes, a dessert."
Cashier: "...A frosty?"
Dustin: "Oh, right, yeah."

[re: Charlie]
"That kid's begging to come out of the closet. Someone just needs to open the fucking door." - Song H

Duber: "Remember when you thought London was in France?"
Judy Y: "That's because of the song... I see London, I see France..."

Bonnie W: "They didn't have the red shirt in my size. The only one left was on the mannequin. I was ready to take it from it."
Dustin: "We should, I'll help."
<Judy and I look at each other and begin to walk away>
Duber: "We don't know them."
Judy Y: "Nope."
Bonnie W: "Let's go back!"
Dustin: "Okay!"
<a while later>
Dustin: "We couldn't get it. The arms were still attached."

[re: The stuff we bought at Le Gourmet Chef]
Dustin: "We get free bread at Rafferty's."
Bonnie W: "We should bring the stuff we bought and eat it with our bread."
Dustin: "We totally should!"

[re: Dustin pushing Bonnie in one of those gray carts we used for moving in and out of the dorms]
"I can't believe I got into the cart and let you push me down the street." - Bonnie W

Sandy P: "My grandmother got bitten by a dog and I asked her, 'when was the last time you got bitten by a dog?' and she said, 'forty years ago.'"
Duber: "Hey, if she gets bitten in another forty years, it could be a tradition."
Sandy P: "Yeah, let's hope for her sake, she's dead by then."

"There was this really great quote someone said and Eileen was like, 'Man, I wish David were here so it can go in his quote book.'" - Sandy P

"So my [Korean] roommate and her parents came to visit and when I saw her parents, I was like, 'yeboseo,' and her parents laughed at me." - Bonnie W

[re: Railroad tracks intersecting with roads]
"Oh! They have those in America?" - Priyanka K

[re: At a Filipino restaurant]
Filipino Cashier: "This is Filipino food."
Priyanka K: "...No."

[re: EJ and Dustin are speaking in Tagalog for a good five minutes while the rest of us are silent in the car]
Duber: "If you speak English and you know it, clap your hands."
Rebekah W / Priyanka K / Sandra R: *clap clap*

Tasia V: "Do you have your passport?"
Helen V: "I thought you had it!"
Tasia V: "Why would I have it?"
Helen V: "Because you took things out of the trunk. And it was in the tan bag in the trunk!"
Tasia V: "That doesn't mean I would have it."

[re: Vic is driving]
Helen V: "New Jersey drivers are really good."
<Vic accidentally presses something in the car and the windshield wipers turn on>
Vic H: "Oops."

[re: We're driving in Florida and we see a car in front of us]
"They're from Georgia so they're probably going to Florida." - Helen V

Tasia V: "You know where moths come from? Rice."
Helen V: "Where is there rice in the car?"
Tasia V: "I don't know. You know Mom's all Asian and shit."

Helen V: "Has anyone seen my Victoria's Secret tag?"
Duber: "Maybe it's in the tag bag."

[re: Waiting for the others to finish going through check-in, security and everything before boarding the ship]
Duber: "You're not supposed to take pictures here. See that sign?"
Mickii C: "Guys, smile."
<Mickii points her camera at us. One of the security guards jump up>
Guard: "Can't take pictures here."
Mickii C: "Just kidding! Haha."
Guard: "'Just kidding...' I won't be when I take that camera away from you."

[re: Lifeboat / Life vest training on the Carnival cruise ship]
<slow Southern accent> "They are so slow. By the time they're done [with the training], the boat's gonna be on the water." - Blonde North Carolina Girl

Blonde North Carolina Girl: "Are y'all in college?"
Us: "Yeah."
BNCG: "Did y'all graduate?"
Us: "No."
BNCG: "Then y'all can be on the ship?"
Jimmy: "We're celebrating [being] twenty-one."
BNCG: "Y'all don't look twenty-one."

<singing Opera-style> "Move bitch! Get out the way!" - Tasia

[re: Someone humming Because Of You]
Helen V: "What song is that?"
Jimmy S: "It's Because of You from N.E. Yo."
Helen V: "Who?"
Tasia V: "Oh! Ne-Yo."
Helen V: "Oh!"
Tasia V: "I was like, I've heard Because of You but I was like, 'who the fuck is N.E. Yo.'"
Jimmy S: "N.E. Yo, Ne-Yo, same thing."

[re: In a taxicab in Freeport, Bahamas]
Duber: "Mickii, you know those t-shirts that say 'bai ren kan bu dong?' (白人看不懂)"
Mickii C: "Yeah."
Duber: "They have one where it's like 'nei ge please' (那個 please)"
Mickii C: "Oh! N*gger!" <quickly gasps and clasps her hand over her mouth>

"So many girls passed by. I was eyefucking the shit out of them. It was a total orgasm." - Scott B

[re: Turning the light off in the bathroom while Jimmy takes a shower]
<five minutes pass> "It doesn't even matter because I had my eyes closed!" - Jimmy S

[re: Turning the light off again]
"Waaaaahh... ...Waaaaahh... Guys, I can't see because I have soap in my eyes!"- Jimmy S

[re: Something about the magazines]
"But it was all Stuff and stuff." - Jimmy S

[re: Maitre d' talking to everyone during dinner]
"A lot of you asked me the same question, 'why was the ship rocking so much?' And the only answer I can give all of you is that we have lots of honeymooners."- Sensation Fantasy Dining Room Maitre d'

[re: Maitre d']
"Should we ask the Matador about the table?" - Helen V

[re: Finding out it's been pouring out while in the Bahamas]
Duber: "What does the rain look like?"
Helen V: "Like water falling from the sky."

[re: Trying to surprise Vic with a cake for his birthday]
<Jimmy goes two feet away from the table to talk to our waiter about the cake; Vic kind of notices Jimmy talking to the waiter>
Jimmy S: "It's taken care of."
Duber: "Your nickname should be 'Subtle.'"

[re: Escargot]
Helen V: "They have them escados?"
Nick C: "You should ask the Matador for them."

Helen V: "What was that quote I said that would've been good for his quote book?"
Tasia V: "My name is Helen and I'm a dumb ass?"
Helen V: "No, it was something else."

Mickii C: "This Caesar salad is so good. I've never had this dressing before. What kind of dressing is it?"
Vic H: "Caesar."

[re: Nick C brings a slice of pepperoni pizza back to the table. Mickii quickly steals a pepperoni from his pizza]
Mickii C: "Yoink! Stole---ahhh!" <drops the hot pepperoni onto her plate>

[re: Seeing a Virginia license plate while driving back in New Jersey]
Duber: "Look, they're from Virginia."
Tasia V: "So they must be going to New Jersey by Helen's logic."

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