[re: the Les Misιrables movie]
Ms. Yoon: "Who thinks Marius is cute? Do you think Marius is cute, Jessica?"
Jessica K: "Huh? What?"
Ms. Yoon: "I think Jessica thinks Marius is cute."

"There's cute Marius again, right, Jessica?" - Ms. Yoon

[re: people hugging]
"What are you two doing?! Get a room!" - Ms. Furth

"It's a naked proton." - Mr. Bank

"Are you hungry, Simeng?!" - Ms. Lichtenstein

[re: having earphones on as I walked into class]
"I SAID TAKE THOSE OFF! There could've been a fire behind you and we would be standing here, yelling and screaming at you and you wouldn't know!" - Ms. Lichtenstein

[re: meetings that the Quakers would have]
"They would openly share things with each other. You could have one man go, 'I'd like to confess something. I've been lusting after Farmer Jones' Wife.'" - Mr. Scandura

"You are attracted to this persistent young man." - Mr. Scandura

[re: reading some college sheet thing during homeroom]
"S-U-N-Y... Sunny... Soony... how do you say that?" - Ms. Nolen

[re: showing us how to do something on Final Cut Pro for video production]
"Ooh, I love it when I understand things." - Ms. Gould

[re: Carly's group is getting the steps out of the room where they keep the steps in for Step Aerobics on Gay Day]
Ms. McCaffrey: "Oh isn't that nice? They're all coming out of the closet one by one."
Duber: "Happy Gay Day!"

[re: something about genetics]
"Oh, you said homicidal. I thought you said homosexual." - Ms. Guthrie

"And this is with real penises?" - Ms. Guthrie

Someone: "Ms. Guthrie, you've never had a class like this."
Ms. Guthrie: "Yes, I have. Just not this school."

"We're here because of sex in case you didn't know." - Ms. Lichtenstein

Li: <to someone> "Only twenty more minutes."
Mr. Moorman: "Only twenty minutes until what?"
Li: "Until I find out if I got into early decision."
Mr. Moorman: "Don't you apply to more than one school?"
Li: "If I don't get in early, I'll have to apply to other schools."
Mr. Moorman: "There's a school called Early Decision?"

"You can also use slant rhymes. Slant rhymes are two words that almost rhyme but not quite, like... was... and... could." - Ms. Mazzurco