"Hey! You're taping me again! I hate you!"
last updated: January 16, 2004
"See, you like white things. I like brown things." <pause, realizes> "Wait! I didn't mean it like that!"
Preaching Lady: "And Harry Potter is evil with all that wizardry and witchcraft... Jesus don't want none of that"
Christine: <yelling at her> "I LIKE HARRY POTTER!!!"
Preaching Lady: "When I was young, I was messed up..."
Christine: "You still are!"
Preaching Lady: <babbling on>
Christine: <holding rolled up copy of The Spectator> "David! I have a really big urge to throw this at her!"
Christine: "No, it isn't one. It was one over one."
Emily: "Which is still one."
Christine: (double take, blank expression) "Oh!!!"
Emily: <in Chinese> "yur-dhan-churng-fun is fish balls and noodles."
Christine: "What? Fish have balls?!"
[re: Danny having his guy friends come over to his locker and seeing pictures of Eva's dog and trying to hide them]
"When he's with guys... Not including me..."
<at Blimpies>
Christine: "A ham and cheese sandwich with lettuce and mayo."
Worker: "Lettuce and?"
Christine: "Mayo."
Worker: "And what kind of cheese?"
Christine: <confused> "Yellow?"
<looking at her Blimpie ham & cheese sandwich>
"What the hell? There's so much lettuce! This is rabbit food! I am NOT a rabbit!"
Christine: "There's only one slice of cheese on this! Eww, it's so yellow!"
Duber: "Aren't cheese suppose to be yellow?"
Christine: <thinks> "Shut up." <pause> "There's white cheese also!"
Duber: "Now what are we gonna not do?"
Christine: "Feed pigeons."
Duber: "And?"
Christine: <unsure> "...Have sex?"
Duber: "So, you can be secretly in love with Emily!"
Christine: "No... I already have Eva. <pause, then excitedly> I can have an affair!"
"Peas are squishy."
"What's a hetero-guy?!"
"What other tongue thing?!"
<to Roman> "What?! You're flattening your breasts?!"
"I think Chris is good enough for Kristen. I mean, I think Kristen is not good for Chris. Wait, no. Chris and Kristen... Wait, I forgot what I was saying."
"Change it to 'lil xisms'. It sounds like 'little excorcisms'."
"I think your brownie is dead..."
[re: Jeremy talks about when he was little]
"Oh!!! I thought you were describing the size of your thing..."
"Except you can't really say you know what is yes you can."
"He was saying brownies instead of breasts!"
"You have to say I said that later otherwise I'd look like an idiot!"
"Belts are for whipping people."
[re: my math teacher's name - Feigenbaum]
"Oh! I thought you said 'Fucking Bon Bons'!"
"Hi! I'm masturbating..."
"Hi. I'm a slut. Like, totally!"
<all of a sudden to Jeremy>
"So do you have a boyfriend too?"
<trying to say "I'm not a Catholic school girl ho!">
"I'm not a school!"
"My new nickname is not vagina!"
"You have a vagina?!"
"How does it get erect if semen doesn't come out?"
<written on her hand>
"Visectomy for guys"
"Hey! You're not keeping track of my quotes, are you?!"
"We're here looking at pizza having see-through sex."
"If I spit it out over there, will it still look like a penis?"
"But, I haven't finished licking it yet!"
Duber: "What class do you have first?"
Christine: "Uh... I don't know... Some language.........English..."
[re: Danny]
"Just like how he turned me to lesbianism, I turned him to gayism."
"Slightly cheesy but sweet... Can something cheesy be sweet? It's weird thinking of sweet cheese."
"Oh fish do have balls. I was actually thinking about fish balls the other day and it occured to me that fish are caught by fish balls."
"I'm still thinking about fish balls."
"Hey, is severe aggressive disorder a real disorder?"
"I thought you mistook me for some lesbian."
Christine: i hate this ime learning how to touch typw n i suck
[re: the average person spends about 180 days having sex]
"Why can't you do it all in one time?"
[re: health class]
"Oh God, you don't know how much this class has corrupted me."
[re: health class]
"Okay, okay. This is what I learned in Ms. Guthrie's health class."
<makes a circle with hand and sticks only her index finger out with the other hand>
"This is a penis."
<index finger>
"And this is the vagina."
<circle>
"And it goes in and out like this!"
<sticks finger into circled fist in and out rapidly>
"It's high time to change the vagina pic of me."
<hops up and down>
"There's no chair action under my butt."
"I am not hallucinatory as you may think."
"Don't you dare write I'm hallucinatory when I'm not hallucinatory. Bye!"
<humps the escalator and gets excited that I can't quote that>
Christine: "You can't write 'Christine tries to hump the escalator!' Ha!"
Duber: "I can write that."
[re: humping the escalator]
"It would work better if I had a penis and I can stick it in the [Emergency Stop Button] but then it wouldn't go in because it's not that deep."
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