"Sharing is caring but I don't care!" - Maureen T

"Mr. Dubno, they're making fun of me... again!" - Maureen T

"I hate you! I hate you! I hate you... I hate you too!" - Maureen T

"80% of the people who take MSI get into Stuy(vesant), but I'm one of the 40% who didn't get in." - Ashley B

"I don't get it! Help me!" - Becky H

"Ow! I broke a nail!" - Andi G

"Am I fat? Am I sexually unattractive?" - Alana C-B

"Ash so rapes Pikachu... PIKACHUUUU!!!" - Devin F

[re: team competition in gym]
"I don't want to hear any negative comments towards the other teams like... 'You drink through a straw!'" - Mr. Manners (8th grade gym teacher)
(For the dense people out there, he meant "you suck.")

[re: me]
"You're Asian?!" - Judy Y

[re: my (now former) best friend]
"You are nicer than him... You are smarter than him... You look nicer than him... You have better clothes than him... You are sweeter than him... Wait, are you even mad at him?" - Alana CB

"Why do beans make people fart?" - Tiffany M

"Is it true that everyone farts in the morning and they call it 'morning thunder?'" - Tiffany M

"Is there pork in pork fried rice?" - Mattie E

"I wanna try drugs. Do you think I should try drugs?" - Saskia
(it seems even more hilarious now that she's a druggie)

"Argh! This class makes me wanna drink!" - Ms. Wong (8th grade art teacher)

[re: David La's sister]
"She's the cat's meow." - Jeremy G

"Of all my trademark phrases, you choose 'you're Asian?' for your page? How rude!" - Judy Y

"I am officially pissed off!" - Judy Y

"Don't kill yourself, that's my job." - Sarah N-G

"I can't draw anything right now. I need some inspiration... Maureen T, take off your shirt." - Duber

"Do you have any gum? <whisper> The reason I'm asking is because her breath stinks" - Amanda R

"Just smile and nod, Alana, just smile and nod." - Alana C-B

"I don't have to talk. I have the freedom of... silence." - Sarah N-G

"Huh? What? Isn't Italy in France?" - Judy Y

"Wait... so London isn't in France?" - Judy Y

"No, stupid. Blind people can't talk!" - Judy Y

"Judy! I leave you alone and come back to find you in a circle with boys and spinning a bottle?!" - Ms. DeCastro (8th grade Spanish teacher)

(from a letter)
"I was walking back from culinary arts [cooking] which is by the farmhouse [very far from the camp; with llamas and horses -- don't ask why the directors like llamas]. Okay, so I was walking and... yeah. To make the story short, the two llamas were HUMPING each other. Want the gory details?? It was SO nasty and they were like moaning. I'm sure you're loving every WORD of this story." - Ashlyn D

(from another letter)
"We stay up ALL night while some crazy guy across the lake shoots cannons for 24 hours: from 12:00am when July 4th begins, to the very last minute of July 4th in the middle of the night. I say it would be EXTREMELY funny if that guy hits someone by mistake =)" - Ashlyn D

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on." - Sarah N-G