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the real world: emerging adulthood
last updated: May 20, 2009
[updates are in this color]
Nick C: "If it's not you saying something, it's me saying something."
Natalie H: "That's usually how conversations work."
"Is vagina an epic word? Yes." - Rachel J
"The vagina. Flapping away on the lips of labia..." - Katie K
"That's not my purse at all." - Tami O
"I'm gay. I don't throw things. I glisten." - Greg W
Duber: "Normandy!"
Greg W: "You can't launch a land invasion without bombing the coastal defenses first!"
"You're an epic failure. That's why we don't even want you as our son." - Sarah M
Duber: "It's the first quote [in my new quote book]"
Sarah M: <proudly> "And it's not even about penis!"
"I can be scat... ter." - Sarah M
[re: Dustin's qualifications to be a doctor]
Sarah M: "He played around with a knife in med school."
Diana: "He took calligraphy in seventh grade and made his own degree."
"You know what, when I treat your kids, you're gonna have to pay the co-pay."- Dustin
"THOSE ARE MY BOOBS!" - Sarah M
Duber: "Hi, Little Blue Riding... Whore."
Greg W: "I was on my way to grandma's house when I was raped."
Duber: "Pick a color: Blue, green, red, or black."
Nikki K: "Green, orange, purple!"
[re: Dustin crying]
"I've seen him cry. But this isn't the first time it wasn't because of you!" - Zoewy S
Sarah M: "Nikki, I love you with all of my boob."
Nikki K / Jarrod C: "That's a lot!"
Duber: "There's too many people for a threesome."
Nikki K: "Yeah, there's one, two, three, four, five, six... five."
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