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old school: the archive of pre-college stupidity

lab — the original quotes from 8th grade.
broken tech — 9th grade hijinx.
2001: a stupid odyssey — 10th grade nonsense.
junior failures — the real reason we can't visit the world trade center is in here.
summer '03 —  stupid hilarity between five friends working together for a summer.
stuvesant seniors — dear college, please don't reject us.
economy class notes — see, we pay attention in school.

higher learning: alcohol is not a factor

scarlet stupidity — frosh year at rutgers university.
moosey moosey moose — that pretty much sums up sophomore year.
the dark age — the consequence of duber becoming lazy with quoting.
graduation requirements — senior year.
brain farts — what happens away from college ends up here.

the real world: it's a stupid place out there

youth mentoring program — four summers working at 1199seiu youth mentoring program.
 

the hall of shame: it's a quoting [dis]honor to have a spot here

a penny for your quotes — whatever she's not mumbling usually ends up here.
carolyn's crotch o' quotes — because mass-marketing carolyn would be wonderful!
dubies — my own stupidity for your amusement.
dumb stuff that idiot rachel said — title explains it all.
lil xisms— what a trooper. the first person to ever get their own section - christine aka "lil x"

"i am so smart. s-m-r-t." - homer simpson